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Tuesday, 5 June 2007

Singing sensation Lily Allen has confirmed on her official myspace profile (which she has over 100,000 friends as we are constantly told) that she will head to the operating table to finish off her sex change. So far, she only has a voice of a female, but this Friday she will undergo a operation to remove her penis and testicles.

'I am very excited to say this but this Friday my sex change surgery will take place, I know you will all be supporting me, and still buying SMILE which doesn't seem to fall out the charts because it's soo gooodddd, Propa luvin ya guyzz from the only gangsta in pop Lily'

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