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Monday, 4 June 2007

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PARIS, FRANCE - 04/06/07. Muppet fans around the world were shocked today to learn that Hollywood legend, Kermit the Frog has been kidnapped by French Terrorist Group, Grenouilles Sans Crainte (Frogs Without Fear). At this current time, no ransom demand has been forwarded to French Authorities.

His nephew, Robin, who had flown in from his pond in Falmouth, MA, was too shocked to comment.

Kermit's kidnapping may have been in response to President Bush's comments calling the French "Cheese Scoffing Cowardly Marshmallow Trumpets" in France's refusal to sanction the American Premier's invasion of Fraggle Rock.

Spokesman for the French Authorities, Francois Fromage, informed a deeply troubled Miss Piggy that they were doing everything in their power to find America's Favourite Son.

"We are looking everywhere," Mssr. Fromage said while scoffing a Cheese and Marshmallow Trumpet Baguette. "I personally have searched every restaurant serving Frog's Legs."

American authorities have already contacted Gonzo and the Swedish Chef to aid in Kermit's recovery.

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