Written by Jaden Manson
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Saturday, 2 June 2007

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Los Angeles - Lindsay Lohan, the cute young thing that sings and acts, was spotted yesterday throwing Frisbees at the sun. Other celebrities spotted included Tommy Lee and David Hasselhoff, engaged in activities of slightly lesser importance.

Stacy Olsen, a communications major at USC, said that Lindsay looked sad and unhappy as she tossed Frisbees one after another and did not bother catching them on the way down. "Like…wait till her dad sees this!" was Stacy's remark. She went on to say that Lindsay only stopped occasionally to grab a beer out of sack and drain it before returning to the Frisbees.

She also reported that Tommy Lee was screaming at Lindsay Lohan about her attitude, "don't be kind don't be rude just shake your booty and let it all get loose" while David Hasselhoff was cuddled up in a soft and snuggly place and had begun snoring.

Earlier there were rumors that David Hasselhoff was spotted on the beach running like a flaming pig before he joined Tommy Lee and Lindsay Lohan. There were also claims that by the time they were finished everybody was bent over twice.

The discrete Stacy Olsen added that as she left, Lindsay yelled out "Somebody bring a plate of sassafras" to which Tommy Lee retorted "Somebody put a flamethrower on her".

"Whatever!" decided Stacy, rolling her eyes.

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