Written by Cecile Dubois
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Topics: Boxing, poor

Saturday, 31 January 2004

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Russell Crowe in happier days

Poor Russell Crowe has hurt himself, again by throwing a fight unsynchronized as he tossed a punch towards his co-star in a boxing scene strangely called "Cinderella Man".

An anonymous source is very agrieved over the incident, saying "it was the best part of him--that muscular shoulder and now its--", he sobbed, trying to control himself, "dislocated!"

Others say his age is quite a factor. "Fer God's sake--this is not surprising!" screeched a lady on the street. I asked why. "40 is 13 to a star--don't you, like, um know these things?"

"Well, he is in an upcoing film called Flora Plum with Jodie Foster", sighed Yolanda Wilson, resident of San Diego. I think he'll be all right.

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