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Topics: Britney Spears, Hair

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

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Spears When She Had Hair

(MUSICMAN PRESS) "Yes, yes, it's true, it's true!" Shouted a cheerful Spears, Tuesday afternoon. When we questioned Suave CEO, Harry Head he said,"What's wrong with a bald spokesperson? I mean just look at Mr. Clean: he's successful isn't he?"

Spears later spent three and a half hours naming and describing all the new "flavors" as she calls them. Here's a sneak peek at some of the choices she listed: "Honey-Bubblegum, Blackberry-Pork, Chicken-Ketchup, Wild Cherry-Lemon, Grapefruit, Pink Lemonade, and Boiled Egg."

Later, in an off-camera interview she defended her shampoo by saying, "Well this is America ain't it.? 'Land of the brave and home of the free,' Like that song says, ya know, that song they sing before the Suppa Bowl. Well anyway this is U.S.A. and in America people got choices and freedom so like if somebody wants their hair to be grapefruit flavored I'm down wit dat."


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