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Tuesday, 29 May 2007

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Miss Universe pageant contestants earlier this week

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Newly crowned Miss Universe, 20 year old Miss Japan Riyo Mori, has hit back at allegations that the Sony Corporation rigged the pageant by doshing up the Mexican government with a $250 million bung for their beauty to win the coveted pageant last night.

"I heard rumors," Mori said today.

"Miss USA slipped and fell on big American ass. Not Japanese problem.

"No one believe contest rigged. No one out to get Miss America. Not even Mexicans.

"Hex and voodoo all in the mind.

"Maybe lady trip on catwalk because feeling a bit drunk?

"Pearl Harbor longtime gone.

"Now I spend one long year travelling world. Speaking out humanitarian issues, like sushi and love of whaling.

"Sayonara and adios!"

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