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Tuesday, 29 May 2007

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Miss USA relaxing today after her televised ordeal

Mexico City - (Ass Mess): Beleagured Miss USA Rachel Smith has blamed 'Mexican voodoo' after slipping and falling on the Miss Universe catwalk last night during the evening gown parade.

"Damned Mexicans hexed me!" Smith told the press later after being asked how it feels to be responsible for over $100 million losses that American gamblers sustained after backing her to win the pageant at odds of 3/1 2nd fav.

"It was humiliating but not totally unexpected," Smith said later.

"Just because 99% of Mexicans hate George W Bush I am made a scapegoat with some sort of ritual hex that they put on me, to fall on my ass.

"Somebody should tell the Feds, it's all been a big fix.

"Sony paid the Mexican Government $250 million for Miss Japan to win. I call that corruption.

"What's the betting the Corrupt Bastards Club fixed the locals to hex me as well?"

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