News just in from our Polish children's TV correspondant has told us that an investigation is to be launched as to whether the cult TV children's drama "Teletubbies" promotes homosexuality.
It was noticed that in one episode, Tinky Winky was carrying a lady's purse.
"This is how it starts" said a man in Polish, "I'll be seeing him down at all those clubs soon cottaging away for a night's fun. I've been told she's a right tart and puts it about everywhere."
The EU have insisted that this is discrimination. We were told that if Tinky Winky and Lala want to continue with their relationship, that's their business. As long as the rabbits remain unharmed, they don't see the problem.
There was an outcry last month when Dipsy ended his four year relationship with Postman Pat which sparked acrimonious legal proceedings and a centre spread in Hello magazine. The couple have asked the press to respect their privacy during this difficult time.