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Saturday, 26 May 2007

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Rosie the next host of The Jerry Springer Show? Say it's not so Jerry.

Hollywood, California - Rosie has openly expressed, while live on The View, an interest in in hosting The Price is Right, but Bob Barker already gave it to some else. Now off The View and still no takers, Rosie appears desperate for a new show to host, not for the money, but to have a new venue to express her own view once more.

Looking for a show that she could host with her cantankerous personality, Rosie's people have reached out to the Jerry Springer Show, whose host of the same title, is moving up the host America's Got Talent.

"Rosie would be perfect to host the Jerry Springer Show," said a Rosie critic. "It' has all the essential elements that Rosie is accustomed to: screaming at guests that hold a different option than her, yelling at smaller, thinner more pregnant-looking women than her, engaging in self-indulgent conversations of lesbianism and spotlighting topics that are of little or no interest to the general public."

Comparatively speaking, to Rosie's personality, the Jerry Springer Show is rather tame, said a Jerry Springer Show producer. "I'm afraid Rosie would make a great guest but not a host."

Despite its titled, The Jerry Spring Show is not about Jerry Springer; it's about being the Mater of Ceremonies to trailer park circus acts. The job of the MC on the Jerry Springer Show is not to be in the spotlight but to introduce the acts and step aside, an executive producer of the Springer Show concurred.

"It's all true what they say about Rosie," said a fan. "She would over shadow the Jerry Springer Show with her opinions. But she'd be turning thoughtless TV into something more dangerous, a forum for her alternate point of view, whether you agree with her or not."

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