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Friday, 25 May 2007

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Cannes - Euro ASS Press: - Brad Pitt and George Clooney had a late night game of poker yesterday whilst having some down time from doing the rounds at the Cannes Film Festival and it all ended in jeers, from Brad that is!

As Gorgeous George, Septuagenarian heart throb and role model for the Zimmer frame sporting elderly gent about town, accepted a wager from Pitt, the younger of the two men.

George lost his shirt, not just his shirt either.

Off went his trousers and trademark, gold lame under-crackers, socks and boots to boot.

Stripped naked and proud of his aging body, the still hunky Mr Clooney hobbled to the shoreline for a midnight skinny dip to the cat calls and whistling whoops of the jolly Mr Jolie.

As the surf gently lapped the shores at the Eden Roc, at the foot of the Cap d'Antibes cliffs it also caressed the naked tanned, leathery hide of the elder statesmen of playboys.

Unfortunately, no one was around to catch site of the buff George in the buff, but one lucky woman did get to have a piece of Mr Clooney albeit a fully clothed piece.

A mystery brunette was spotted giving George a tongue sandwich at the AIDS charity auction event.
It cost her dearly, though - £175,000 to be precise, after George's mate Sharon Stone, pimped him out to the highest bidder.

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