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Topics: Uranus, elves

Wednesday, 23 May 2007

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Forget the plans for the Roosevelt Hotel, in La La Land,Ca; the elf formerly known as a singer/guitar playing Jehovah's Witness says he wants to take his show on the road, to Uranus!

"The air up there is so heavy, It would weight people down, making them shorter than me. Then I can truly be Prince of the Planet ." The star of such classics as "Pain, what color is it?" stated at a press conference, covered by the ASPCA.

His back up singers, the Elfin Femme Fatales, worn matching gold and green drapes, and nodded every time he looked at them.

"I just hope I can do all of the concerts I want, to make as much money as possible..." the pint sized Gollum Devotee sighed, "...It cost a lot, to get the ship ready"

He was making reference to the Uranus Universal Music wagon he hopes to finish to fly all of his friends and family to the appointed spot for his Concert and Spiritual retreat.

When asked the price of the tickets, and the retreat, The little fella stated "If you join my club, you will find out" before batting long lashes, showing a little smirk, and disappearing in a violet colored haze.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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