Written by Cal Jennings
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Topics: Texas, Einstein

Tuesday, 22 May 2007

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Einstein Shortly After He Left Texas

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Albert Einstein, it was found, wrote for Mark Lowton Sr, TheSpoof.com Editor's father, in his underground magazine, The Poof. There is also evidence that Einstein was from Texas!

The brilliant scientist whose name became synonymous with "genius" was blessed with a gift for innovative, creative thinking and endless reserves of determination. He became a celebrity, largely due to his theories of special and general relativity, and was treated by the press as dignitary and spokesperson. He was quotable and witty, and his image has lent itself to every scientist in movies and television... but where's the proof that he was from Texas, you say?

Todd Leopold from CNN wrote that, after Einstein divorced his first wife Mileva Maric, a fellow math and science student,

Einstein later married his cousin, Elsa.

There, that settles it. Einstein was from Texas!

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