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Sunday, 20 May 2007

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Donations flood in from Britneys celebrity pals

Britney Spears revealed her new controversial hairstyle today as it emerged that Britney's pals have all donated their pubic hair to make enough hair extensions to cover her recently shaved bonce.

Pals Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, amongst many others have all donated pubic hair towards recovering Britney's head as she lunges for the limelight once again following rehab.

Britney's agent said today that his client was delighted with her new style, a badly woven mat of straw-like pubic hair extensions dyed platinum blonde.

Lindsey today commented, "I'm happy to give Britney my Brazilian trimmings - I even had them de-loused first."

"Britney wanted a natural look, " she commented, "so all her friends came up with this great plan to give her some natural hair and it was also a way of saying, Welcome Back."

Britney's website today asked fans to stop sending their own contributions to the star's barnet, stating "Brit only wants celebrity pubes, thanks."

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