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Saturday, 19 May 2007

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"I'm Gay", revealed Gibson in an interview with a Coming Out Magazine reporter on Friday. "And so is Russell Crone. We've been banging each other for years!"

Gibson went on to say that all of the macho actors in movies are homosexual, Including Brad Pott, Matt Demon and James Gandalfini.

"The super masculine movie hero is a myth that has been perpetuated for years", he said.

Gibson wore a revealing halter top and a black leather mini skirt with four inch spike heels as he spoke to the stunned reporter out side of his Malibu California beach house.

"Most male actors really like other men", he said, "In fact the only straight guys I know of in Hollywood are Kevin Spacey, Taylor Negron and Kirstie Ally".

As Gibson and the reporter groped each other he mentioned that his next film will be entitled "Brave Cock".

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