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Friday, 18 May 2007

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Pamela Anderson Gets Booed

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Cannes, France - When Pamela Anderson, now 39 years old, was booed by photographers when she showed up late for her photo session and only stayed around a few minutes to pose for a photo shoot, or at least that's what she thought.

The photographers were actually booing her performance in her new movie, "Blonde and Blonder."

"Ith's crazy, it's thilly," said photographer Jack Mehoff. "Ith not what you would expecth from an aging actreth. Her clothing wath THO lath year!"

The former "Baywatch" star had said previously that she would not attend the Cannes movie screening, but unfortunately later changed her mind.

Anderson co-stars with Denise Richards in what is being promoted as "Dumb & Dumber" meets "Legally Blonde."

"Ith a good dethription," said Mr. Mehoff. "You can't get much dumber than two blondth."

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