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Friday, 18 May 2007

image for Paris Hilton's impersonator to serve sentence.
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Hotel Heiress Paris Hilton has dropped an appeal against her jail term and is now expected to serve 23 days in the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles.

However, Paris has managed to broker a deal where her impersonator, Natalie Reid, will serve her sentence on her behalf.

The socialite's high profile lawyer, Richard Hutton, filed an appeal with the judge, stating that Paris has a genetically inherited inability to digest cheap food, and cannot go without alcohol for more than 48 hours.

Also, concerns were raised about prison clothing. Apparently, Paris develops a painful rash if she don's any garments that are not sourced from Armani or Dolce & Gabbana.

In view of this, the judge accepted the appeal and Natalie will begin her "Sentence" shortly.

Paris is said to be delighted at the news and has promised to visit Natalie at least once, if she can manage to find some time in her busy schedule.

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