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Thursday, 17 May 2007

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A source inside American Idol has come forward to reveal winning contestants are pre determined by the American Idol staff well before America votes. It's been alleged by a news source that Jordon Sparks was picked as the winner in the first few week of the competition.

Allegations claim The Howard Stern Show and the web site, Vote For The Worst, made such a profound impact on the voting that American Idol was forced to juggle the vote tallies to compensate for what they considered a stacked vote.

According to sources, Sanjaya was not actually voted off American Idol but was rather pushed off the show by the American Idol staff.

Howard Stern's news research department got inside information that, beat boy, Blake Lewis, was in line for the axe. Howard 100 news reported this prediction before the show. Insiders reported American Idol panicked that the outcome had been reported and pulled the bait and switch giving Melinda Doolittle the axe last minute. Simon Cowell was later overheard saying, "F**k Howard Stern!"

According to the inside source the only winners ever voted in by the American public were Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood.

American Idol has suffered an 8% drop in viewer ship the last two shows and had similar ratings drops the previous week.

Just to prove these allegations are true, tarot.com had predicted Melinda Doolittle as the winner of this years competition.

Next thing we're going to find out there's no tooth fairy.

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Buck E Filbert
5/17/07

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