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Wednesday, 16 May 2007

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Lindsay's wardrobe malfunctions this week do not involve her panties.

Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughed off the experience, pulled up the bikini top, and continued playing in the water with her latest boy toy.

Afterwards, she asked photographers whether or not they had caught the "wardrobe malfuncion" in the water. For the three who had been in the bathroom at the time and missed the fireworks, she offered to re-create the scene.

Papazzi were also told where to be the next day, when her boyfriend would accidentally pull down he bottoms and expose her behind. Expect that picture to hit wire services by 4:15 p.m. Eastern time tomorrow.

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