Written by Aisubeki Akiudo
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Tuesday, 15 May 2007

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George Michael fisting a rabbit

LONDON (Defecated News) - Pop megastar George Michael was arrested by Metropolitan Police this morning following complaints from neighbours. They alleged that Mr. Michael, real name Fellatio Streptococcus had been caught 'having sexual relations' with a 3 year old rabbit.

"We found him in our kitchen after we heard glass smash, only to find him with his jeans down and Fluffy in his arms", said Horatio Flange, 34 of Hampstead.

Police have arrested the star. Chief of Police, Mr Spock, told us in an exclusive interview, "What's up with this dude? He just can't seem to keep his sausage out of the nearest orifice. With the new changes in law, I'm glad to say he will be executed."

Spock's suggestion came after a recent pink paper was passed through the House of Lords, which would permit the execution of perverts in the style of Sharia Law.

Mr. Michael's public stoning to death has been penciled-in for Christmas Day 2007.

A spokesperson of the George Michael Fan club told us a few hours ago, "What is society coming to, when a superstar can't pleasure himself with his neighbour's pets? We call for his immediate release."

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