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Monday, 14 May 2007

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Harry Potter spell soon to be broken

London - (Ass Mess): Speaking to reporters today about her seventh serrial attempt to pass off the Harry Potter books as her very own work JK Rowling hit back at press reports that the Metropolitan Police is finally about to make its move and throw the book at her in their ten year probe into theft, extortion, bribery, corruption, perversion of the course of justice, kidnapping, conspiracy etc:

"There will always be sad individuals who get their kicks from ruining other people's fun," she said of the senior Met Commander who has applied for her arrest warrant.

"I hope, however, that they will embark on their last adventure to nail me with the utmost caution because they don't know where they are they going," she said.

"I always get this intuitive feeling of the first distant rumblings of the weirdness that usually precedes a Met Police arrest warrant which I have sucessfully parried by blackmailing at leat two consecutive UK Prime Monsters over the last decade.

"Some, perhaps, will read this and take the view that all publicity is good publicity, that spoilers are part of hype, and that I am trying to protect my ass.

"But they have yet to infiltrate my covert network that will destroy the very heatr of the Met machine that threatens to nail me at the height of my career."

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