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Saturday, 12 May 2007

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Britney Spears Mercedes with harbor fish-smelling seats cat's crave. Meow!

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (HOLLYWOOD SPY) - Britney Spears started a media frenzy at tinseltown's famous Equinox Gym on the Sunset Strip, she was accompanied by her vagina, for a quick workout and douche. Britney Spears arrived wearing a wig & Von Dutch original Los Angeles City Jail padded cell micro-mini pink shorts with matching socks.

She stopped at trendy eatery "Fill Me Up with Waffles" Breakfast Cafe for a mid-morning breakfast. She stopped at Al's Shell gas station on Fairfax & Sunset to use the women's restroom.

She headed west and made another stop at the West Hollywood Wal*Mart to return a bag of new panties, she recieved as a gift and was never planning to wear. Leaving the discount store she drove south and on the corner of warner ave. & Olympic Blvd, where her Silver Mercedes convertable stalled at the intersection.

Not wanting to cause a stir she went to the back of her car and got out some tools and began fixing the car as automobiles honk & drove around her. Ten minutes later, she fixed the car and got back in and drove to Beverly Hills......Are you still reading this? You idiot! Get a life!

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