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Saturday, 12 May 2007

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The first glimpse of little Jack Daw today

Hollywood - (Ass Mes): Grammy-winning 'Run Baby Run' singer Sheryl Crow and Oscar-winning 'Gladiator' movie actor Russell Crowe have just announced they have adopted a new-hatched little baby together.

Baby Crow has been named Jack Daw and will live with Mom in the US while adoptive Dad Russell continues fleeing the nest by pursuing his notable film career abroad.

And in a breaking news announcement the happy new parents have just said that in accordance with Sheryl's recent public stand on global warming issues the little fledgeling will be limited to just one throwaway diaper a day until he is fully house-trained.

After that Mom's self-proclaimed re-cycling enthusiasm will kick in and JD, as he is affectionately known, will be responsible for ensuring all his personal waste is disposed of thoughtfully according to ecologically sound precepts as outlined in Al Gore's Oscar wining eco worrier movie.

Pictures of the happily nesting new family are expected shortly on the nternet.

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