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Saturday, 12 May 2007

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HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (LUCHA LIBRE) - High-powered actor, Bruce Willis, star of such film blockbusters as the Die Hard Series, Armageddon, Sin City and The Fifth Element, rocked the Hollywood establishment by launching an attack on Mega-Million Dollar Star Director Michael Bay. Michael Bay's Hollywood roster of epics include; Pearl Harbor, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, The Island and now his new reality-based, very public battle with Bruce Willis, a film titled: Transgressor.

Bruce talks about his participation in the movie, "I don't like the idea of the tabloids getting a hold of celebrities brawling and adding fuel to the fire by including fictitious dialog over the top in order to sell their yellow journalism. So when Michael, who I cannot stand since working on the film Armageddon, called offering this lucrative solution benefiting our problems. We continued our public fracas, in a virtual world as battling robots and fight to the death. All the while filming the rumble, then sell tickets to those who are interested in seeing the conflict. I tell you it's a win-win situation".

Michael Bay says he felt bad hearing rumors of Bruce accusing him of being a loathsome director to work with. Mike says, "Just the other day we met a again at a party and gave him a hug and wished him well". Bruce fired back, "If he goes to hug you chances are you'll be missing a wallet soon after. Michael is a clepto-maniac. He's like a "magpie", stealing things from you that aren't nailed down." Mike added, "Bruce accused me of yelling at him during filming. Of course I yelled", Bay informs us that, "Bruce is very hard of hearing and doesn't want to admit it. You've got to tell him things ten times before he does it! The old fart!"

Transgressor will open July 4th weekend starting the parade of summer studio blockbusters in theaters.

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