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Friday, 11 May 2007

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Paris Hilton, starting her 45 day prison sentence for drink-driving, was today said to be delighted at just how friendly the other prisoners in her women-only detention centre in California are being towards her.

"It's great!" she beamed during visiting hours to her waiting fans, "The other women are really interested in me as a person and they aren't being bitchy at all. In fact we had a little fashion show. You know how me and Britney like to swap clothes when we're out, well, we did just that yesterday and everyone got involved. It was so cool and some of the girls even videoed my strip search. I found that so touching."

When asked if there was any aspect of prison life that Paris was finding hard, she added, "well, the foods fine, I don't eat food anyway so that's ok, I find it all a bit cramped you know, sleeping 10 to a cell and all, it gets so hot in there we all end up sleeping nude, even the guards."

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