Written by Gabrielle Birchak
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Topics: Music, Baseball, Fighting

Thursday, 10 May 2007

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Keith Lockhart swings for Boston

BOSTON, Mass. - Two men, possibly under the influence of their wives, found themselves at a Boston Pops concert against their will.

Maybe it was the altitude of the nose-bleed balcony seats or maybe it was the mean Pinot Grigio that caused one to take off his shirt and yell "Hey Batter, Batter, Swing, Batter, Batter," and the other to retort, "Lockhart can't swing to save his life!"

Quickly after the exchange of oddities, the two men started swinging fists at each other amidst the screaming of a concertgoer in a cute, little, white one-piece outfit.

Security escorted the two men out of the concert. Coincidentally, a large majority of male audience members also left the concert to watch the remaining fight.

Keith Lockhart, conductor for the Boston Pops, eventually had to step out into the lobby and explain to his male audience, "Hey Guys, it's the Pops, not the Sox."

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