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Monday, 26 January 2004

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Michael Jackson last night proved that his once waning popularity is right back on track. The King of Pop cleaned up at last nights Golden Globes taking 3 awards back to his holding cell, including the coveted Best Celebrity in a Courtroom drama. Jackson also picked up Best Mask and Best Supporting Father.

Probable pedophile Jackson was elated after the ceremony and he said he was looking forward to his after show slumber party. When asked if he would celebrate by waving a couple of his kids out of a balcony Jackson refused to comment.

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