Written by Dick Merrick, Jr.

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Thursday, 10 May 2007

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Borat, the Ubekastani news reporter made famous by the movie of the same name actually invented the character known as Sasha Baron Cohen.

"I do it to make famous my real self", he confided in Hollywood today at a press conference attended by Ryan Seacrest and all the other phony personalities who work for Inside Hollywood and Hollywood Acess television shows and make money off of inconsequential news items about celebrities. Just to prove his point he slipped into the Sasha Baron Cohen character for a few moments to field questions from all those in attendance.

As the Sasha Baron Cohen character, Borat chided the faux news reporters for believing Borat and assured them that he was actually the inventor of the character known as Borat. His statement was met with thunderous laughter and applause. Then Borat told the confused audience that they were all welcomed to be in his next movie because "they be maybe stupid enough to make true anything".

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