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Wednesday, 9 May 2007

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Top entertainment star Basil Brush today came out of retirement spectacularly with his new porn channel series - "You Dirty Little Fox."

Former childrens entertainer, Brush, aged 79 yrs, gave his trademark dirty laugh as he explained that basically he needed the money and as he put it, "I spent 40 years with Mr Dereks fist up my bum so why shouldn't I get some decent dosh for doing pretty much the same."

Fellow gay porn stars Sooty and Sweep today applauded Basil Brush's comeback. The two cuddly little bears have made a huge comeback in recent years starring in no holds barred gay sex movies.

They commented earlier, "since Sue had that illegitimate baby, Scamp, and retired from the porn scene we felt more able to express our love for each other and like Basil says, we spent most of our lives with a hand up each bum, this is second nature to us."

Brush hopes to make it as big as "Muffin" and "The Flower-pot Boys and their Weed" in the industry by attracting other celebrity hand-puppets to star in his new show such as Tony Blair and Gordon Brown.

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