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Saturday, 5 May 2007

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Paris prepares for 45 days of women-only fun

Paris Hilton, the air-headed heiress, was recently sentenced to 45 days prison for driving while in possession of a skinny ass. Now TV studios are fighting each other to get coverage of her stretch in jail.

The show would be similar to her 'The Simple Life' show, and would feature her locked in her cell, working out, eating dinner, cleaning the toilets and even shower scenes with the other female prisoners.

It is rumoured that Ms Hilton will earn more for her 45 days in prison than she would if she was outside, especially if she got involved in some raunchy lesbian orgy that happened to be leaked onto the internet 'by accident'.

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