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Saturday, 5 May 2007

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Jada Pinkett Smith, wife of actor and rapper Will Smith, says that reports that Tom Cruise is keeping his wife a virtual prisoner are not true. "Katie Holmes is not a prisoner in her home or a prisoner to a relition. Tom does not use the baby Suri against her in any way. They are a loving couple."

"Katie and TOm may have their quirks, but all couples do. If she wants to wear a collar and tags, that's her business. If she only wants bread and water at meals, that's her diet. If she wants to call her husband Master, that's her choice. If she likes having bars on her doors and windows, it's only for her family's security. Let Katie live her own life in her own way."

Smith made these remarks as she was being walked on her leash in a Los Angeles area park. Becuase of her positive answers, husband will allowed her to have an extra three feet of length on her lead and let her drink from a water fountain.

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