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Friday, 4 May 2007

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Britney Spears continued her alleged comeback at the House of Blues in San Diego, where fans lined up for two hours, and paid $125 for a 12 minute 'show' where Brit pretended to sing.
The diva strutted her stuff, actually copying the moves of better dancers on the stage, while she lip-synched her songs as she chewed gum.

"Isn't she great?!" gushed crazy fan Buffy of San Diego. "Who knew she was also, like, a ventriloquist? I always wondered if she could, like, walk and chew gum at the same time, and, like, now I know she can, like, dance and chew gum at the same time!"

Others weren't so happy with the mock performance. Todd from Oakland moaned, "$125 for just 12 minutes?! Hell, I coulda got twelve lap dances at the Zanzibar for that kinda money!"

The oldest fan there, a man identifying himself only as Patrick S. from England lamented, "I truly believed that I had seen a new, bald Britney when she had come over to my side. I was expecting a cue-ball diva, not one that hides her baldness with a wig. I'm am so perturbed."

A spokesman for Britney Spears couldn't be reached for comment as he ran giggling all the way to the bank.

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