Due to lack of involvement in suicide bombings, Al-Qaeda announced today for a casting call for a new reality show called "Jihad Idol"
Contestants will perform readings from the Qur'an and describe how the Americans have destroyed their lives. All contestants that participate will be given 72 virgins, the winner however will have an all expenses paid trip to a hidden training camp where he will train to become a pilot. Contestants will be voted off by sandscript voting and shall be sent into exile to the Gaza strip covered with explosives.
There has been no official word on who will judge the competition, rumor has it that Bin Laden is considering and will send his comments via videotape. "To capture a wider viewing audience we are talking with Sanjaya about being on the panel to ensnare the Native American viewing audience."