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Wednesday, 2 May 2007

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The new faces of rock?

Since the US froze and suspended all their bank accounts, Al-Qaeda have had to find a new source of money to fund their terror projects.

Tooleht-Ala-Swabbie Bin Horshkakie promoted Al-Qaeda's new Rock Band, "Qur'an - Qur'an". Hoping to capitalize in the classic rock music genre, they chose a catchy name similar to 'Duran-Duran' in hopes that, "the dumb American Capitalist pigswine will not notice and believe that Duran-Duran has been always misspelled."

I was told today their first single, "Camel hole of lovin" is scheduled for release mid-summer, followed by their record release party of their first sandbox album. Look for it soon on TPC (Turban Purchasing Channel) in 8 track and music video Beta max formats.

After reviewing, I just hope they have Zeppelins permission for their songs, they sound quite similar otherwise a lawsuit may be in order.

Here is a full list of their songs:

  1. Camel hole of lovin'
  2. Houses of the Jihad
  3. Stairway to Allah
  4. When the Capitalists Break
  5. Nobody's cave but mine
  6. The battle of Afghanistan
  7. Afghanistan Mountain Hop
  8. The Jihad song

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