Since the US froze and suspended all their bank accounts, Al-Qaeda have had to find a new source of money to fund their terror projects.
Tooleht-Ala-Swabbie Bin Horshkakie promoted Al-Qaeda's new Rock Band, "Qur'an - Qur'an". Hoping to capitalize in the classic rock music genre, they chose a catchy name similar to 'Duran-Duran' in hopes that, "the dumb American Capitalist pigswine will not notice and believe that Duran-Duran has been always misspelled."
I was told today their first single, "Camel hole of lovin" is scheduled for release mid-summer, followed by their record release party of their first sandbox album. Look for it soon on TPC (Turban Purchasing Channel) in 8 track and music video Beta max formats.
After reviewing, I just hope they have Zeppelins permission for their songs, they sound quite similar otherwise a lawsuit may be in order.
Here is a full list of their songs:
- Camel hole of lovin'
- Houses of the Jihad
- Stairway to Allah
- When the Capitalists Break
- Nobody's cave but mine
- The battle of Afghanistan
- Afghanistan Mountain Hop
- The Jihad song