CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Mr. T has released a new Snickers commercial where he drives up in a tank, smashing cars, popping up, and hitting a honkey on the head with a Snickers bar while screaming insults at the boy. He then gets back in the tank and drives off.
Rev. Billy Graham, following the lead of Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, immediately called for Mr. T's job. "It seems to be the business of God to have people fired from the media these days," said Rev. Graham. "I remember when people just laughed at this sort of thing."
Fearing that TheSpoof.com writers might make fun of him, Mr. T made a statement to the media, "I pity the fool that writes about me on The Spoof."
Mr. T then stormed off, tripping on his gold chains.