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Tuesday, 1 May 2007

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Dannielynn to meet Queen Elizabeth

Nassau, Bahama - (Ass Mess): Californian photographer Larry Birkhead is all set to take his baby daughter Dannielynn home to Kentucky to meet the family and to be presented to Queen Elizabeth who is due to visit the Blue Grass State later in the week as part of her five day mission to the US that takes in the Jamestown Massacre comemorations, a trip to the Kentucky Derby and dinner at the White House.

Birkhead has brokered an exclusive TV deal with broadcaster NBC that will feature him and his daughter by Anna Nicole Smith relaxing with family and friends at home in Kentucky where a sudden, unannounced Queen Elizabeth will "just pop in for Tea" as the cameras are rolling, and hug the little baby.

The royal retinue will be in Kentucky for two days staying with old whores whisperer and ex-US ambassador to the UK William Stamps Farish III.

Birkhead and daughter are also understood to have been invited by Farish to his hospitality suite at the race track.

Little cutie Dannielynn is due to stun the racing world by wearing a dress featuring the red and white-colored silks worn by the jockey of the winning horse Hard Spun, two hours ahead of the race commencement.

Virgie Arthur is 69.

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