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Saturday, 28 April 2007

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Britney's next lesson will be on wearing these.

Britney Spears has finally learned her lesson. The pop tart was walking on a windy Hollywood street yesterday when a gust blew up her dress.

Photographers ans paparazzi quickly grabbed cameras and bystanders pointed cell phones at the actress/party girl/singer/mouseketeer. All were disappointed, however, to see that she she was wearing her panties (white cotton with lacy trim).

When questioned by reporters about her new style choice, Britney quickly raised her dress and showed them again. Then, she removed them and handed them to photographers to that they could get better shots and see the tag.

They were medium and came from Victoria's Secret.

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