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Saturday, 28 April 2007

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The Sanjaya look is in!

Sanjaya Malakar, faced with mounting legal bills for his mother and sister, has accepted a job offer from The Helen of Troy corporation. Sanjaya will begin modelling wigs for the company beginning immediately.

Corporate spokesman Dick Frampton of the world's largest wig company expressed pleasure at the announcement. "When people think of someone who can get away with different hairstyles on a weekly basis, they thing of Sanjaya. We've got faux hawk wigs and bowl cuts and every other wierd thing we can come up with all ready to roll off the assembly line."

When she heard the announcement, Britney Spears ordered one of each style. Spears specified, however, that she "wanted the ones for upstairs, not downstairs cuz I like that part bald, whether I got my panties on or not."

Unfortunately, naked pictures of Hooters girl Shayamali Malakar, Sanjaya's sister, have nothing to do with this story.

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