London - Actress/sex kitten Angelina Jolie announced today that she would be seeking to adopt Prince Harry.
Sources at Buckingham Palace state the arrangement will include an undisclosed amount of cash from Ms. Jolie as well as assurances that Harry, third in line for the British throne, will be allowed to visit on holidays and birthdays.
"The boy needs a nurturing environment and I think that Brad and I can provide that environment," Ms. Jolie explained. "He is just totally out of control and obviously needs a mother."
This will be the fourth adopted child for Ms. Jolie, daughter of famed actor Jon Voigt. She and partner, Brad Pitt, also have a biological daughter. Mr. Pitt will share in the parenting of the young prince, who will be re-named "Rouge Regal Jolie-Pitt".
Queen Elizabeth and Harry's biological father, Prince Charles, have tentatively consented to the adoption. "The money has nothing what-so-ever to do with it," said the Queen. "We just wish Harry the best and believe that this arrangement will be the most rewarding for him."
Prince Harry, on leave from the military and vacationing in Greece, asked, "Will there be breast feeding? I think I need breast feeding…"