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Thursday, 26 April 2007

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What Jessica COULD look like, possibly, maybe

Jessica Alba today topped the fhm sexist woman poll despite never having been seen nude in her entire life by anyone."I like to buck the trend" said Jessica today "but I dont like to be seen buck naked."

Jessica famously turned down the lead role in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" over concerns over the word "buff"

Her famous roles in "Dark Angel" and "Sin City" have notoriously involved very dark lighting in which very little of Jessica could be seen.

"Its been difficult staying clothed" remarked Jessica, "particularly when there's so much peer pressure to vagina-flash for fun these days"

Jessica however didn't rule out future nudity, stating that if her career ever waned she would, of course, consider thrusting herself back into the limelight with a fake sex-tape video.

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