Typically blank-eyed heiress Paris Hilton was visibly upset today during a press interview in which she critisized top designer Anya Hindmarsh over her "insulting" designer bag for Sainsbury's Supermarkets.
Paris, dressed as usual like an expensive hooker, stifled tears as she released the following statement "I am not a plastic bag. It's just a vicious rumour. "
Paris is also said to be appalled at the low cost of the designer bag at just £5.00, making it accessible to "all sorts of non-moneyed riff-raff". She also commented that the bag was useless for storing small over-dressed dogs in.
When asked whether she approved of the bags' environmentally friendly message she looked blank until an aide explained the sentence to her, "Are you saying I don't look good in green?" She responded.