New York - Only hours after announcing that she would be leaving the ABC daytime show, The View, popular talk show host and comedienne, Rosie O'Donnell announced that she would be teaming with controversial businessman Donald Trump, and civil rights activist, Al Sharpton, as judges in a new fall reality program tentatively titled, "America's Biggest Mouth" on the Fox Network.
The show will be loosely based on the successful Fox program, "American Idol". Contestants will compete for the title of America's Biggest Mouth by spewing idiotic nonsense and making generally obnoxious statements as loudly as possible. The viewers will vote for the most annoying contestant by vomiting in a bag and sending it to the producers at the completion of each show. The contestant who accumulates the most vomit, will be crowned America's Biggest Mouth.
"I think that big mouth American's deserve their own show," said Miss O'Donnell as she swallowed two of the donuts that had been laid out for reporters. "Some people aren't pretty enough for America's Next Top Model or talented enough for American Idol," she explained. "This show is for all the regular people who never get heard."
The Reverend Sharpton, arriving late at the press conference due to a previous appointment shaking down the executive producers of the ABC hit show "According to Jim" for its lack of African-American characters, stated that the show would not be merely a knock-off of American Idol. "It will be a venue for all American's of any race, color, or creed, to spew their venomous vile", he said. "This is a right that many people, particularly less attractive people, have been deprived of."
Donald Trump was unavailable for comment because he refused to be in the same room as Miss O'Donnell.