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Wednesday, 25 April 2007

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J.K. Rowling's laptop has been intercepted by a TheSpoof.com source with details on the final installment of the Harry Potter Stories the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

We can exclusively reveal Harry Potter is to explore his relationship with his best friend Ron Weasley in what can only be seen as the first Gay relationship in a children's book

More horrifyingly formerly good girl Hermione Granger will fall into a pit of despair when she turns to alcohol to numb the pain of her failing exams at school the whole sad story comes to a head when she falls pregnant by a mystery character, early speculation is that Ron and Hermione will have a drunken rendezvous'.

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