CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Chicago - Today, the set of the new Batman movie went up in flames. It was suggested that the fire started in the ventilation system of the building, and was set by the same people who rigged the explosives in New York's 9/11 Conspiracy.
"President Bush beleives that Batman is a threat to his New World Order and wants him eliminated," said a spokesman for the 9/11 Conspiracy Team, "It's just sad to see that President Bush believed the movie Batman was the REAL Batman."
CalJennings, reporter for TheSpoof.com, was asked why his friend, Cal-el, didn't help his friend, Batman's, movie set since the movie would help draw support for Batman. "Well, I just thought... I mean, Cal-el just thought that it was part of the movie they were filming," said CalJennings, "I'm sure Cal-el would have helped if he had known that it was a real fire and not staged."
The fire was said to have rivaled "The Great Chicago Fire" which happened October 8th, 1871. Rumor has it that Cal-el may have saved the people on the set, which may be why there were no injuries in this fire.