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Tuesday, 24 April 2007

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Jane Fonda after chiding Lindsay Lohan

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Jane Fonda, or Hanoi Jane as many call her, chided Lindsay Lohan in a note today for her bad behavior on the set of their upcoming movie, Georgia Rule.

"I can't beleive Ms. Lohan would be so unprofessional," said Fonda. "God KNOWS I'd never do anything that might offend someone."

Lindsay Lohan admitted that her behavior was a little "gnarly" and scribbled back a note that said, "I apologize."

Hanoi Jane remarked, "An apology didn't do it for Don Imus, and it surely won't do for a beautiful young actress who's trying to steal my thunder."

After reconsideration, Jane Fonda eventually scribbled back a note saying, "I accept your apology. You are forgiven," showing that Jane Fonda has more on the ball than Rev. Jesse Jackson or Rev. Al Sharpton.

Jesus appeared briefly to say, "That's the kind of forgiveness we need in the world. Rev. Sharpton and Rev. Jackson give me a bad name."

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