Pop tart Britney Spears has invited American Idol castoff Sanjaya Malakar to her Hollywood recording studio to record an album. Sanjaya, most famous for his wierd hair styles, and Spears, most recently famous for her lack of hair, both have questionable vocal talents.
Producers from Spear's record company revealed that this will be an album of "standards," with little new material. Tracks from the album will include songs from Hair, Ebony and Ivory, I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing, Bad Hair Day, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, and Everything is Beautiful. New songs will be titled Panties and the Punjab, Brazilians and Mohawks, Limo Flash, and Simon Sucks.
When asked why she would want to record an album with a person nationally reviled for his lack of singing ability, Spears simply replied "I married Kevin and look what that did for his career!"