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Topics: Racism, Don Imus, nigger

Tuesday, 24 April 2007

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Simmons has seen the light.

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Today, Russell Simmons, prominent hip-hop music executive, showed he has a clue today when he urged that the industry eliminate the words "bitch," "ho" and "nigger" from use by the recording industry, saying he considers them "extreme curse words."

This announcement came two weeks after public outcry over Don Imus calling a women's college basketball team "nappy-headed hos."

"We recommend that the recording and broadcast industries voluntarily remove/bleep/delete the misogynistic words 'bitch' and 'ho' and the racially offensive word 'nigger'," said Simmons and Benjamin Chavis, co-chairmen of the advocacy group Hip-Hop Summit Action Network.

After hearing Simmons' announcement, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson, and the NAACP called for Simmons' job for using the term, "nappy headed hos."

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