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Monday, 23 April 2007

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Was the hit single Beautiful Liar too subtle for Wills?

London - (Ass Mess): Prince William has received a CD of Beyonce and Shakira's Number One hit single Beautiful Liar.

The CD arrived at Bovington Barracks today with a cryptic note quoting Rolling Stones' lyrics: 'Say it with dead flowers at my wedding, and I won't forget to put roses on your grave - KATE'.

The farewell gift is a romantic tradition that many break-up couples indulge in instead of a traditional post-pub session punch up.

And in Kate's case the Number One hit may leave William more exasperated than any dumping slanging match.

Kate has steadfastly said nothing in public about the break-up despite lurid speculation in the UK tabloid press about William being the one who ended the tortuous business.

But today's gesture speaks volumes.

"Tell me how to forgive you
When it's me who's ashamed
And I wish could free you
Of the hurt and the pain
But the answer is simple
He's the one to blame

Let's not kill the karma
Let's not start a fight
It's not worth the drama
For a beautiful liar
Did he laugh about it
It's not worth our time
We can live without 'em
Just a beautiful liar"

Chelsy Davey is 25.

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