Written by Cal Jennings
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Sunday, 22 April 2007

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Britney Explains her New Look

CCN - Hollywood - Today, in an interview, Britney Spears explained the real reason she shaved her head. Said Britney, "My idol is Sinéad O'Connor, and I hate the Pope too."

When the reporter asked, "Won't that reflect badly on your image," Britney replied, "Who cares about image when you have millions of dollars?"

Thousands of people were outraged by this statement. "She sounds worse than Don Imus," said Rev. Jackson.

President Bush, realizing that Britney was one of "his people" invited her to his wedding to Tony Blair."

Britney immediately called her agent to make plans for her to attend the Bush/Blair wedding where she is expected to be the flower girl.

The cast of Saturday Night Live responded by tearing up a picture of Britney on their show.

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