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Saturday, 21 April 2007

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Ireland Baldwin in her first film role

Alec Baldwin apologized to his daughter yesterday for his telephone message where he referred to her as a pig. He was so distraught by his words and his anger that he felt he had to make it up to the eleven year old.

As an apology present, Baldwin has secured a movie role for his daughter. She will star opposite Dakota Fanning in the sequel to Charlotte's Web. Ireland Baldwin will play the title character.

Father Alec said that "she ought to be right at home in this role. She's got acting blood in her veins and in her DNA from both of her parents (her mother is actress Kim Basinger). I feel that she was born to play this part."

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