Written by Lee Wyatt
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Saturday, 21 April 2007

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George W Bush today celebrated as his debut single "I'm too sexy" entered the billboard chart at number 1.

The Right Said Fred cover beat off stiff competition from another debutante, Al Gore with his cover of the Michael Jackson hit "Heal The World".

On a more sour note the video for Bush's single has been banned by MTV for being too raunchy.

Also in the top ten were Britteny Spears with I'm just a whore, and Wayne Rooney with his song U.G.L.Y.

A spokesman for Bush said the president was overjoyed with his triumph an couldn't stop playing with his Lego.

It is hoped Bush will soon move onto stickle bricks.

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